Last month I took a trip, and I flew JetBlue. I pick JetBlue whenever it fits my schedule and budget, because they have lots of snacks and everyone gets a TV in the seat. I didn’t get cussed out by a flight attendant or witness any epic flounces via emergency slide, but it was an enjoyable flight all the same.
Except I think JetBlue has some sort of deal with Progressive insurance, because they kept airing Progressive commercials right after their mandatory “enjoy the flight” bit. Then they’d finally give you control of your little monitor, so you could watch ancient Ozzy videos on VH1, and I guess Progressive just buys a ton of ad space, because I swear I saw Flo every twenty minutes for the whole five hours.
And they say, draw what you know.
You are supposed to find her cute, but she is really creepy. I keep waiting for her to hook up with that scary Mr. Opportunity guy:
The Mr. Oprtunety doodle above is about two years old. I used to have a job where I saw that guy a lot.